Friday, April 30, 2010
Since many of us will be starting our college life soon, which some already did, I guess it will be good for me to dedicate a few posts to commemorate our special moments during high school. Special thanks to Leowanie for inspiring me to write this post through her Facebook notes:
Good evening, guys and gals. Ke Yang is here. As you all know, our batch is the most playful, noisiest and the laziest batch ever existed in the history of MES. So, tonight, we have a special edition of Fun Times of SPM 2009 Batch, coming up in just a second. Enjoy the show. *Drum rolls*
#1 Prank for our class teacher, Pn. Moga on her birthday @ 5 Science 1 class
Its our beloved Mathematics and Additional Mathematics as well as class teacher's, Pn. Moga birthday! Shhh, don't let her know we are planning something behind her back. *Sneers* We "brainstormed" and decided to pull a prank before giving her a surprise party. What could be more interesting other than a heated fight between two hot tempered students?
Me: Karthi, what plans do we have today?
Karthi: *whispered in our ears*
Us: *Giggles*
Karthi: Ho, Gan, we need your help. Can you guys pretend you quarrelled and fought in the class?
Ho & Gan: Sure.
Me: Eik, Seow, come help Ho "make up".
Eik & Seow: *Pull tie, loosen buttons, pull out shirt, make the hair messy and keep their specs*
Us: Whoa, Fei Lou Ho, you look like a gangster leh!!
Class: *Gather around* *Whistles*
Tadaa!!
(Urgh, sorry guys, no clearer picture are taken >.<)
Everything went perfectly as planned. So, we send our "ambassador" Diva-gundu to coax our teacher that our class was in pandemonium and we needed her desperately. Luckily, we prevailed.
Teacher: *Enters the class* *Shocked to see the messy class and both Ho and Gan at their edge*
Teacher: What happened, Gan? Why you fight in class?
Liyana: *Enters the class from back door quietly* *Shows sign*
Class: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.... *continues singing*
And this is our teacher's response when she found out we conned her:
I bet our teacher experienced an emotion that mingled shock, happiness, anger and somehow relieved that its just an act. *laughs*
Teacher: *Speechless for a long while*
Teacher: Later I give you all testimonial B.
Class: *Laughs hysterically*
Ho: Teacher, you always say that but we know you won't do that, right? Right?? *Cast innocent eyes on teacher*
Teacher: *Teases* This time, I will give you all a B.
Us: *Never worried. Thats a typical Pn. Moga move.*
And then, we ate the cakes and gave presents to our beloved teacher. Although the gifts we gave to teacher were not opulent, but I am sure this will be a memorable birthday party that she can reminisce for many years to come. *Smiles*
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#2 Bragging session with our "blow cow" sifu, Seow @ KFC
I still remember the gathering we had at KFC with Seow. Those that attended were me, Ho, Ern Eik, Kok Yee, Seow, Gan and the girls.
Seow: Hey, you all know what animal has the most number of bones?
Us: *Look at each other, puzzled*
Gan: Fish.
Me: Elephant?
Ho: Dinosaur sure got more lor.
Eik: Seconded Ho.
Seow: All wrong. *smirks*
Us: Then what is it?
Seow: Sea cucumber.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you this small, warm-like creature that wriggles on the sea floor. In case you don't recognise it, it is called sea cucumber.
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Us: *crow flew above the head and this look----> =____=*
Seow: Its real one, the sea cucumbers got thousands of bones, tiny tiny one you know....
Kok Yee: Where you hear this one? So not true...
Seow: I heard it on radio yesterday. I am sure it is 100% true.
Me: Impossible.
Seow: What impossible. The deejay won't lie to their listeners lo.
Me: Maybe you heard wrongly.
And so the debate continues.. It ended up with Seow determined to proof he is the right one by searching it online. I forgot he got proved it correct or not, nevertheless, I don't think its necessary since its just a joke. Next:
Seow: Do you know that there is a small people country? People are all short and small small one. (In chinese its called 小人国)
Us: *Broke out in laughter*
Us: Urgh... Seow, don't be ridiculous.
Seow: *Serious face*
Seow: Ya lar. Its located at some where around Egypt.
Us: *Continue laughing until stomach pain*
And so, we decided Seow watch too much movies and dramas, especially Journey to the West. Next:
Seow: Do you know that we can ride bike on Great Wall of China?
Us: *Laughs again*
Us: Who told you that?
Seow: My mum.
Us: And so you believed your mum? Maybe she was just kidding with you.
Seow: *Debated with us*
Us: Seow, you go ride the bike on Great Wall of China and take a picture for us to see so that it proof your statement is the correct one.
Us: *Trying not to smile because our cheek and stomach are in pain already*
This is how it looks like when we combine mini people with a hiking to Great Wall of China on bicycle. Gambatte, you hobbits!!
The time I spent together with Seow were indeed very memorable and often hilarious. Thank you Seow for being my friend. I am sure every classmate agrees with me. *Winks*
Well, thats all for now. Thank you for taking your time to read it. Stay tuned for more stories. *Curtain closes*
