Friday, December 11, 2009
Here is a joke from recom to release tension:

For a couple of years I have been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from studying and working, earwax build up , poor blood clotting or anything else I could think of. But NOWWWWW!!! I have found out the real reason. I am tired because I am overworked.

Here's why!

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work

2.8 million are in armed forces preoccupied with their own armies duties. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 people to do the work.

Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just, just two people to do the work. You and me.........

And there you are siting on your butt, at your chair, reading this. Nice, nice, real nice

It's just for laugh. Have a nice day :D

Today, I went to school as usual even though most of my friends decided to not to go to school. At first, I thought it would be a good chance to study at school as there would not be any distractions in my class but I was wrong again!! When me, Ho and Gan reached the school, Ho told Vikhna the phone call that Gan had with the "so-called-girlfriend", Jeanette Seah from the winning team of the RHB Star Mighty Minds Challenge. Then, we laughed and that was not all. Just before the assembly start, Gan's cell phone rang. He put his cell phone in his bag while he walked towards the library. Ho and I heard the ring tone and called Gan to answer the call. As expected from our clever Ho, the call was from Jeanette. He quickly ran to the assembly and spread the news. As the day proceeded, Gan received another two or so phone calls from Jeanette which made us laughed until stomachache. Ho was jealous of Gan's early meeting with his "girlfriend" and nagged around about this impossible event. Finally, Vikhna checked his cell phone and found out the relationship was still not yet fully developed and every thing will be crystal clear after SPM ~.~

8 more days to SPM!! JYJY!!

Yesterday night, there was a moon cake festival held at our town. Many activities were carried out, such as singing, lion dance and many more. It never came to me that I would go there as I was really tired that night. After my tuition class, I went home and found out all my family were going out: my sisters all went to the festival, my mum went her friend's house and my father went to have tea with old friends... So, I decided to join my friends to go to the festival. We arrived quite late at about 8.20 pm and of course the events started already. We watched the lion dance and then suddenly we felt the rain drop on our body... It's raining!!! We hurried to the hall nearby to shelter ourselves and of course go for a round at the lantern gallery there. After that, we went for one more time to the festival and then we decided to go back as we would get sick if we don't.

When we reached the town, Chew suggested to go to Pizza Hut to 'yam cha'. We agreed. At there, we have a pepsi and some light delicacies. We gave jokes and laughed. At about 10.30pm, the family which was sitting at the table beside us left. Kok Yee saw the jug which contained about a quarter of pepsi not drank. He joked to take their drinks for ourselves. To our surprise, Ho-the-brave-one went to their table and took the jug and poured all the pepsi into our jug. Our jug which before were only half-filled was now full. We laughed till our stomach pain!! The waitress which refilled half of the jug now saw the full jug and we quickly pour the pepsi into our cup to cover up! What a joke.... As we sat at there, we felt very cold, very cold and very cold. Suddenly the air-con. stopped functioning and we thought we could have a little warmth... But after a few seconds, the air-con function back and it became colder than before... We thought that the waiter and waitress there wanted to 'kick' us out by making us cold! At about 11 pm I treated them for the supper and went home.

I had fun and laughed so much that night. It was indeed an unforgettable Friday night!

Something funny happened at tuition today. During the recess time, me and my friends went out to buy some snacks to eat. When we are back, we happily enjoyed the snacks... but there were also two flies that wanted to eat our snacks!! To get rid of the flies, we opened the door wide so that they can fly out but to our dismay the flies were very clever that it did not fly out... =.='' Initially, we did not bother about their existence as it did not disturb us learning. After a few minutes, we felt so annoyed that we started the fly hunting mission! The flies were very "agile" and fast. We could not hit them at first. We took our books and started trying to hit the flies. It was a joke to see some of us hitting the flies although it futile attempt... Then one of the flies stopped on the window and one of my friend, Chew jumped up and... "plack" the fly was dead. Haha, we are the champions!!! Then the other fly flew and stopped on the other friend's book and... "plack" he closed the book and trapped the fly inside his exercise book! The whole class burst out with our laughters... At last, we managed to kill the flies... HAHA we won!!

Humans are INVINCIBLE!! MUAHAHAHA~~