Jokes For Today
9:51 PM
Friday, December 11, 2009
Here is a joke from recom to release tension:
For a couple of years I have been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from studying and working, earwax build up , poor blood clotting or anything else I could think of. But NOWWWWW!!! I have found out the real reason. I am tired because I am overworked.
Here's why!
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work
2.8 million are in armed forces preoccupied with their own armies duties. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 people to do the work.
Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just, just two people to do the work. You and me.........
And there you are siting on your butt, at your chair, reading this. Nice, nice, real nice
It's just for laugh. Have a nice day :D
Here is a joke from recom to release tension:
For a couple of years I have been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from studying and working, earwax build up , poor blood clotting or anything else I could think of. But NOWWWWW!!! I have found out the real reason. I am tired because I am overworked.
Here's why!
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work
2.8 million are in armed forces preoccupied with their own armies duties. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 people to do the work.
Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just, just two people to do the work. You and me.........
And there you are siting on your butt, at your chair, reading this. Nice, nice, real nice
It's just for laugh. Have a nice day :D